Venus vs. Mars Songtext
von JAY‐Z

If Hov′s a Blackberry Bold, shorty is a Sidekick
She used to have a man, I used to have a side chick
Shawty got wind, I had to blow the chick off
Got rid of him they both took the shit hard
Shorty play the piano me I play the white keys
Shorty from the South, oh, I think she like me
Shorty like Pac, me Big Poppa
She screaming "Hit 'Em Up", I′m screaming "Who Shot Ya?"

I'm on that red wine, shawty like white
Same shit different toilet, we both getting nice
Me I'm from the Apple, which means I′m a Mac
She′s a PC, she lives in my lap


Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, Venus versus Mars

Whether Black or white we both like Mike
We both like Jordans, we both Phil's Knight
I finish breakfast, shorty′s out to lunch
Yeah, we both eating it's better than brunch
Shorty like Pepsi, me I′m da Coke Man
Body like a Coke bottle, I crush it like a Coke can

Started at the window, end up at the wall
The Yin to my Yang, I skeet skeet off
In a salt and pepper 'Bach, shorty like to front
The Bonnie to my Clyde, both riding shotgun
Both covered in gold like C3PO
James and Florida Evans let the good times roll


Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, Venus versus Mars

Thought shorty was the truth, found out she was a cheater
We were supposed to takeover, I caught her bumping "Ether"
I thought shorty liked Mike, found out she like Prince
Thought she was Adrian, it′s been rocky ever since
My dollars was down, she left me for some Euro's
Took my whole flavour, I call her Coke Zero
We were co-MVP's like Kobe and Shaq

Left me for the Heat, we were winning back to back
Said I party too much, shorty got fed up
Shorty got Britney, shaved her whole head up
We used to make out, kissing each other′s face off
Fell for the ponzi scheme, damn shorty just made-off

Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, da-da-daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, but daddy go hard
Shorty get it in, Venus versus Mars