Curious Magic Songtext
von Honus Honus

Everybody knows that the quickest way to your heart
Ain′t thru cars and shiny stones.
Everybody knows that the quickest way to your heart's
Thru your chest and your breast bone.

I met a skeptic who′s rhetoric was septic.
He don't believe nothing until he tastes it!
And everything he said was so negative!
(Empirical evidence.) A life unlived.

Are you religious?
Did aliens build the pyramids?
Now let's get serious!
Here, have a breath mint.
Curious magic ain′t a science.
I don′t believe it!
No no, no, no, no, no, no!


If you don't want it,
You don′t need it,
And your nose is running.
If you don't need it,
You don′t want it.
That's so common!
The truth is nobody cares about your trials and tribulations
And what brought you here.
Will you dance up on the ceiling?
If the ceiling is collapsing we′ll be dancing!
Conversation 'bout another occupation.
(Girlfriend, I feel ya! I pull my hair out!)

Are you religious?
Did aliens build the pyramids?
Now let's get serious!
Here, have a breath mint.
Curious magic ain′t a science.
I don′t believe it!
No no, no, no, no, no, no!

Like Genghis Khan
Spread his love.
I don't want it,
But I got it.
Curious magic ain′t a science.
I don't believe it!
No no, no, no, no, no, no!