Heavy Jesus Songtext
von Honus Honus

Somebody′s cousin's, dope dealing neighbor′s, best friend's sister told me a story
About her burned out roommate's brother′s lover and this terrible thing that happened to his auntie
In the middle of the night she was taken by hanger, middle of a rumble raging right through her
She went to the taco zone and got a burrito, a quesadilla, and a side of chorizo
And then she saw the most horrible sight that she′s ever seen in her horrible life
On the side of the burning quesadilla shell was a smiling face of Jesus Christ
She don't have no time for having Jesus in her life, the only religion that she′s known is rock and roll She don't have no time for having Jesus in her life, the only religion that she′s known is rock and roll
Everybody wanted to know how he was, was he cool? was he chill? was he cruel? just because, did he condemn alive and all the choices she's made or was he like...
No worries babe, get laid
Did he wrap her in a blanket of love from above? Did he fill her hole in her heart with a touch of a dove
She said she didn′t even need to wait around to discover cause life's too short to believe in another...
She don't have no time for having Jesus in her life, the only religion that she′s known is rock and roll
She don′t have no time for having Jesus in her life, the only religion that she's known is rock and roll