The Announcement Songtext
von Half Man Half Biscuit

He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi
Now he′s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy
His hair was receding, his face had descended
Now he's been up to Rodney Street and had it all mended
He used to walk home with a chop suey roll
Now he′s in Sheldrakes devouring his soul His mate's got a six-berth in Kinmel Bay
And for the last week in August that's where he′d stay
But now it′s a fortnight in tropical climes
Raising of lager and here's to the times
But a worried demeanour as I went through his turnstile
Was clarified later when I heard the announcement


John McNamara
John McNamara
John McNamara
To the cash office please
John McNamara
John McNamara
John McNamara
To the cash office please
To the cash office please
To the cash office please