Everyday’s Forecast Songtext
von Gym Class Heroes

You think you know, but you have no idea
This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia


Now here′s another broken link
For anyone who thinks my life's together
I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather
God placed a permanent dark cloud above my head
But he was nice enough to loan me a holey umbrella
Thank ya fella how considerate
I′m the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates
Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain
So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
Flash a devilish grin
That'll make the most masculine of men skeptical of his existence
And when the rain begins
I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle
From a distance
For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin′ me ice grills
But when I looked, he looked the other way
Now any other day
I wouldn′t let this type of shit bother me
Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy

So finally I stepped to him
Kindly disrespected him
Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him
He broke down in tears talkin' bout how God neglected him

Make this rain go away (go away)
Things would be much better
I swear, I swear
If the sun could come out today (out today)
Life would be more worthwhile
Worthwhile, worthwhile


And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego
Then pop pop went my God complex
I never thought 19 years after my first breath
I′d be in art school
Surrounded by corny fucks debating who's more depressed
I′m 22 now, and still can't deal with what′s real
But I'll be damned if I give up and settle for pills
Shit, my daddy taught me better
Mommy taught me how to crack 40's
And jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters
Overtime weather changes
So I′m in the rain waiting
For the flood gates to open
Impersonating my favorite VH1 behind the music tragedy
Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before
I′m pH balanced for the floor
But strong enough to stay afloat (stay afloat)
And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope
And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin′ like
Damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened

Finally I'll step to you
Kindly disrespect you
Look you dead in the eyes and analyze how it effects you
Watch you break down in tears talkin′ bout how God neglected you

Make this rain go away (go away)
Things would be much better
I swear, I swear
If the sun could come out today (out today)
Life would be more worthwhile
Worthwhile, worthwhile

Yo, you ever watch a whole day wash away like your
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well go ahead and relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattered what's you′re stuck with

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well go ahead and relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
A cigarette that never mattered what's you're stuck with

Make this rain go away (go away)
Things would be much better
I swear, I swear
If the sun could come out today (out today)
Life would be more worthwhile
Worthwhile, worthwhile

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
(Make this rain go away)
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well go ahead and relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
(Things would be much better)
A cigarette that never mattered what′s you′re stuck with
(I swear, I swear)
You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
(If the sun could come out today)
Very last match that got wet the second you struck it
Well go ahead and relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want
(Things would be much more worthwhile)
A cigarette that never mattered what's you′re stuck with
(Worthwhile, worthwhile)