Nothing Good Ever Happens at the Goddamn Thirsty Crow Songtext
von Father John Misty

Livin′ it up, you can have it all
Pull more women than any two men or train can haul
But my baby, she does somethin'
Way more impressive than the Georgia crawl

She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
Gets down more often than a blow-up doll
Why the long face, Blondie?
I′m already taken, sorry
I may act like a lunatic
But if you think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Keep movin′


On the road again
For months at a time
Doesn′t take half that long
For men about town to forget what's mine

Now my genius can drink in silence
She′s gotta listen to your tired-ass lies
I know it's hard to believe a good-hearted woman
Could have a body that′d make your daddy cry

Why the long face, jerk off?
Your chance has been taken, good one
You may think like an animal
If you try that cat and mouse shit, you'll get bitten
Keep movin′, oh