Nobody’s Moggy Now! (intro) Songtext
von Eric Bogle

Somebody′s moggie
By the side of the road
Somebody's pussy
Who forgot his highway code
Someone′s favourite feline
Who ran clean out of luck
When he ran on to the road
And tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played
In his pussy paradise
Decapitating tweety birds
And masturbating
Uh, masticating mice
Ha! Meow! Shut up!
Oh dear, and masticating mice
Now he's just six pounds of rum and sphincter
That don't smell very nice
He′s nobody′s moggie now All of you who love your pussy
Be sure to keep him in
Don't let him argue with a truck
The truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road
Don′t let him play or frolic
If you do, I'm warning you
It could be cat-astrophic
If he tries to play on the road
Why, I′m afraid that will be that
There will be one last despairing "Meow!"
And a sort of squelchy splat
And your pussy will be slightly dead
And very, very flat
He's nobody′s moggie
Just red and squashed and soggy
He's nobody's moggie now