I Am Very Good at Running Cults (Otho) (2018 Cut Song) Songtext
von Eddie Perfect

My first cult it was crazy
Started in the 1980s
Just a bunch of local ladies and moi
We took acid every day
We had, like, sixty-seven babies
Yeah, and all of them conceived in the spa
To start a new religion
It takes a million small decisions

Who′s gonna do the grocery run?
Who's gonna strip and clean the guns?
Who′s gonna purchase all the beds?
Who's gonna look out for the feds?

I had an ever-growing hunger (Hunger)
I wanted something bigger than that bunker (Bunker)


So I gathered up my handmaids
Made them drink thе kool-aid
Left their bodies rotting in a vault
'Causе I
I can not die
Oh, I survived
You wanna know why?
′Cause I am very good at running cults, uh
I like to prey on vulnerable adults, uh
He is very good at running cults

I am a charismatic man
I got salvation in my pants (ooh-ooh)
I got a lot of crazy answers
I get good results

He′s really good at running cults
He's very good at running cults
Yeah he′s good at it
He's good at it
I am very good at running cults
He′s got a masterplan
Also a mini-van
Nightly we rock out to Steely Dan
Watch the films of Eric Stoltz

He's really good at running cults
He′s very good at running cults
Yeah, he's killing it
He's killing it


I′ve had many cults since then
But every one came to an end
Each time I′d kill them, start again, just move on
There were stabbings, executions
Saran gas, electrocutions
Yeah, I did it all dressed in a sarong

He was feelin' kind of empty
I banged a million chicks but where′d that get me?
He was distracted and depressed
I tried it all but what was left
He couldn't get the continent
I was a god but yet I failed
He was deep in necrophilia
Livin′ in a tent when I met Delia
With her support I moved to Cali'
Worked in Silicon Valley
Started up a start-up in a loft
Now I, I′ll never die
I'll live eternal on a server in the sky

'Cause look, I made a box, baby
Copy your consciousness across, baby
And live forever in a box, baby, baby, baby, a box
Uh

Your Chinese kiddies in sweatshops baby
I got ′em workin′ 'round the clock baby
They′re manufacturing my box baby, baby, baby
We are gonna all live forever
Just like a tree or children's yoghurt
Living in a box (box)
Stack up all the bo- (box)
-Xes together

Down to my store in California stacked in the corner
(Exploring space and time at our leisure)
No one can day much floating bot bother Uranus
Living in a box (box)
A patent-pending box (box)
For forever
For forever
I′ll meet you at the bar
Champagne and caviar
You can have sex with my avatar mind as fast as you say "volt"

He's really good at running cults
He′s very good at running cults
Yeah, he's good at it
He's good at it
He is good at running cults
Internal life in peace (cults)
No pain and no disease (cults)
It′s always eighty degrees
You just need a sweet one-twenty volts

He′s really good at running cults
He's very good at running cults (box)
Yeah, he′s killing it (box)
He's killing it
Box