It's a Trap! Songtext
von Dr. Awkward

I′m a brigand, space beater seven seas
Head huntin' wilks booth in the mezanine
Lean on my hip, John Ham, I′m a madman
Gimmi' the loop, gimm'i the loop, I′m a bad man
I do damage when I′m brandishing a pistol
So get your hands up and keep em there like a chrisho
Trust me, you don't wanna die for some cargo
Turn this to a hostage situation, argo
It′s a trap catch em exitin' the orbit
Lay down your arms and prepare to be boarded
Money and this ship is everything we stand for
So, put the transport ledgers in the Jansport
Not a smuggler, forever I′m a pirate
Six shooter on my waist that's a sidekick

Free of the system we lurk in the black
You′re caught before you realize where you're at,
Screamin


It's a trap, trap trap trap
trap trap trap trap
trap trap trap trap
trap trap trap trap

It′s a trap, on the attack
A cutthroat captain the crew got his back
Let the flag hang black
Let the flag hang black

It′s a trap grab a ship like it's just for fun
Tell me cap how quick can ya make the kessel run
I′m a pirate I love to do dirt
There's no question, I always shoot first
The first to blast back, thats the first to get the jettison
So here′s a sack everybody throw the credits in
In a hurry, hurry up we aint got the time
Cause my mind on my money, money on my mind
Not a jedi never had a master
Only force that I need is a blaster
Blast past the trash, I'm the prize of the sector
Ransack the cool like the the virus and vector
Independent, I answer to myself
Only in it for the women and the wealth


Free of the system we lurk in the black
You′re caught before you realize where you're at,
Screamin

It's a trap, trap trap trap
trap trap trap trap
trap trap trap trap
trap trap trap trap

It′s a trap, on the attack
A cutthroat captain the crew got his back
Let the flag hang black
Let the flag hang black