Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) Songtext
von Doris Day

Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can′t.

Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can′t.

Yes, I can,

Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.

Sooner or later,

I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.

No, you′re not. Yes, I am.
No, you′re NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!


I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach
I can go higher.

I can sing anything
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can′t. (Higher)

Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can′t. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.


Fifty cents?
Forty cents! Thirty cents?
Twenty cents! No, you can′t!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say
I can say softer.
I can say anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can′t. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor

Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein′ caught?
Sure.

That's what I thought--
You crook!
Any note you can hold
I can hold longer.
I can hold any note
Longer than you.

No, you can′t.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can′t.
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I′d look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, I CAN!
Anything you say
I can say faster.
I can say anything
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can′t. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan′t. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can′t. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can′t, can't, can′t (sweeter)
Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)

Yes, I can! No, you can't!