That's Right I'm Five Songtext
von Don’t Stop or We’ll Die

I walk into the office
Pour myself some coffee
Then I dump out all the coffee
Because I don′t drink coffee
I only drink juicy-juice
Outta my sippy cup
That's right I′m five!
That's right I'm five!
That′s right I′m five!
Oh dontcha' know?
That′s right I'm five!
That′s right I'm five!
That′s right I'm five!
They're sellin′ the stocks
So buy them,
And launch the torpedoes
Tell my wife I love her
And send my son to college
Then bury me in the desert
In my Oshkosh B′gosh That's right I′m five!
That's right I′m five!
That's right I′m five!
Oh dontcha' know?
That's right I′m five!
That′s right I'm five!
That′s right I'm five!
Well broccoli ain′t too tasty
At my Fortune 500 company
And nap-time comes too early
With those shareholders comin' after me
After meeeee!
That′s right I'm five!
That's right I′m five!
That′s right I'm five!
Oh, dontcha′ know?
That's right I′m five!
That's right I′m five!
That's right I'm five!