Dear Marketing Dept. Songtext
von Dead Mechanical

The Committee to Ruin Everything
Isn′t taking cigarette breaks
They're eating lunch at their desks these days
Come on!
They′re defiling faster than we can create
And I'm gonna forward my resume
I'd like to be on the winning side
Just this once, just this once
I′d like to be on the winning side
Just this once
The Senior Executive Commission
To Render All Things Meaningless
Meets Tuesdays and Fridays
At the downtown office They′re building equity
They're building synergies
We′re on our hands and knees
And, oh, we can't compete.
They′re defiling faster than we can create
And I'm gonna forward my resume
I′m gonna forget what it felt like
To keep losing the good fight
I'm gonna get on the winning side
I'm gonna get on the winning side
(Yeah!) I′m gonna get on the winning side
(Yeah!) I′m gonna get on the winning side
(Yeah!) I'm gonna get on the winning side