Shitty Wedding Songtext
von Dead Mechanical

On the day that you got married
I stood and smoked cigarettes in a desolate
Indiana church parking lot
With your bridegrooms
In their red chucks
And it wasn′t even a little bit beautiful
At your reception hall
We danced to Hey Ya and Toxic
I drove home drunk
And your slideshow
Had more holes in it than the Nixon Watergate tapes
Doesn't anybody think it′s strange
That nobody thinks it's strange How much of inventing a new life means cutting off old ties?
Means cutting off old ties
On the day your dad gave you away
We hid in the bathroom with the mini-bottles
Katie snuck in in her purse
And we all laughed at your teenage waiter
When he asked us if we wanted more iced tea
Doesn't anybody think it′s strange
That nobody thinks it′s strange
How much of inventing a new life means cutting off old ties?
How much of inventing a new life means forgetting to say goodbye?
How much of birthing a new life means letting the old one die?