The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot Songtext
von Dan Bull
The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot Songtext
It′s. The. Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
Look, I was never a chap
To simply select between defend and attack
So if anyone asks for trouble
I'm going to be doubly sending them back
The throne is mine
I′m ending any pretender to that
I'm sensing a lack of courage
Such that you won't even reach the end of the track
I′ve been training at dawn
Every day to be ready for the Great Big Battle
Evading traps all day while I′m raiding castles
And I'm aiming at fools with such deviousness
That it′s even leaving mages baffled
Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls
I'm hacking them all
Jabbing and brawling, having a ball
And sending them packing their bags in the hall
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Then I probably hit him
It′s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
I'm raiding your mates, and taking everything that they bought
I fought them in their forts, blood sport′s the way it's paid for
And I'm a great sport, wielding a greatsword
Treat your face like I′m walloping a baseball
I drop the Painhammer, like my surname
And I certainly know to make the most of my fame
Man, I treat merchandising opportunities as prudently
As a morbidly obese Beastman would treat the food he eats
I′m a greedy bugger
Me and my money, we need each other
I'm bringing enough bling
To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder
I′m applying oceans, of potions
Like lotion, 'til I′m not even trying
I'm just going through the motions
It′s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
The sight of my castle's really something in the sky
Your is as useless as a Cyclops with something in its eye
And in particular, a chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous
I think an efficient and fitting prescription is if we could give them Barbiturates
I'm clad in heavy armour, you′re dressed like a belly dancer
Your smelly archers made me catch my breath, Kelly Clarkson
I lunge a lot at Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams
And any funds they drop, well I′ll probably pocket them
I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord
Quick, grab the stash, and throw ourselves overboard
It's the only life I know, it′s how I do things
In Opulencia you get rich or die looting
It's the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
It just keeps. Getting. Better!
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
Look, I was never a chap
To simply select between defend and attack
So if anyone asks for trouble
I'm going to be doubly sending them back
The throne is mine
I′m ending any pretender to that
I'm sensing a lack of courage
Such that you won't even reach the end of the track
I′ve been training at dawn
Every day to be ready for the Great Big Battle
Evading traps all day while I′m raiding castles
And I'm aiming at fools with such deviousness
That it′s even leaving mages baffled
Debasers, Crabs or gelatinous walls
I'm hacking them all
Jabbing and brawling, having a ball
And sending them packing their bags in the hall
If Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Then I probably hit him
It′s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
I'm raiding your mates, and taking everything that they bought
I fought them in their forts, blood sport′s the way it's paid for
And I'm a great sport, wielding a greatsword
Treat your face like I′m walloping a baseball
I drop the Painhammer, like my surname
And I certainly know to make the most of my fame
Man, I treat merchandising opportunities as prudently
As a morbidly obese Beastman would treat the food he eats
I′m a greedy bugger
Me and my money, we need each other
I'm bringing enough bling
To sting the vision of Stevie Wonder
I′m applying oceans, of potions
Like lotion, 'til I′m not even trying
I'm just going through the motions
It′s the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
The sight of my castle's really something in the sky
Your is as useless as a Cyclops with something in its eye
And in particular, a chicken as vicious as this is ridiculous
I think an efficient and fitting prescription is if we could give them Barbiturates
I'm clad in heavy armour, you′re dressed like a belly dancer
Your smelly archers made me catch my breath, Kelly Clarkson
I lunge a lot at Hungerbots and snotty Snottinghams
And any funds they drop, well I′ll probably pocket them
I poke my sword at the Terroraptor Overlord
Quick, grab the stash, and throw ourselves overboard
It's the only life I know, it′s how I do things
In Opulencia you get rich or die looting
It's the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Going face, to face with the best of the best
In the Mightiest Quest, are you ready for the test?
Based on your base, well I never would have guessed
It just keeps. Getting. Better!
Writer(s): Dan Bull Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
