It Is the Battlefront Rap (Rap About Battlefront) Songtext
von Dan Bull
It Is the Battlefront Rap (Rap About Battlefront) Songtext
A long time ago in a galaxy far away
A battle between son and father raged
The Dad represented an empire of hate
While the son′s side brought light to erase the dark away
What
Feel the beat drop
Like a rock that an Ewok dropped from the tree-top
You be lost like Luke on his TaunTaun
Man, he probably should have took a TomTom
It's getting Hoth in here
So put on all your clothes
Before you′re froze
Cold as ice like my hardboiled prose
Hip Hop C-3PO
Fluent in six million flows Oh no
I'm a rap Han Solo
Backpack Jedi Master YOLO
No fool, old school like Yoda
Fly in a Vauxhall supernova
Souped up chunk of metal, son
Revving and ready for the Kessel Run
Hey matey
Your AT-AT's slower than AT&T
I could have ate tea at the age of eighty
And still evade Vader′s late fleet
When I aim I can read your mind
Make your speeder bike and a tree collide
Ow, there′s a leak in your trousers
I've got a bad feeling about this
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You′re comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You′re comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
Between me and you there′s business
Bigger than Lucas and Disney's
Like Luke I was born to do this
I've used the Force
And torn through the Stormtroopers
All you noobs are sore losers
You, scruffy looking nerf herders
Motherfuckers deserve murder
I smash my rivals
Snatch the title
Look at my blaster rifle
Splat your eyeball
Peep through the binoculars
See the future of Oculus
I′m the Boba Fett of the net
But I′ve not got any offers yet
I'm not respected enough
′Cos I go over your head like a hover jet
I've got it in the pocket, you′re a rookie
I rip your arm out the socket like a Wookie
Look here, I'm a new rapper
Half computer
Half Chewbacca
You′re not that bad but you lack heart
Mon Calamari, tell them Admiral Ackbar
It's a trap
Set traps so you better get back
When I'm strapped with a jetpack, necks snap
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You′re comic, I′m a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You're comic, I′m a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
A battle between son and father raged
The Dad represented an empire of hate
While the son′s side brought light to erase the dark away
What
Feel the beat drop
Like a rock that an Ewok dropped from the tree-top
You be lost like Luke on his TaunTaun
Man, he probably should have took a TomTom
It's getting Hoth in here
So put on all your clothes
Before you′re froze
Cold as ice like my hardboiled prose
Hip Hop C-3PO
Fluent in six million flows Oh no
I'm a rap Han Solo
Backpack Jedi Master YOLO
No fool, old school like Yoda
Fly in a Vauxhall supernova
Souped up chunk of metal, son
Revving and ready for the Kessel Run
Hey matey
Your AT-AT's slower than AT&T
I could have ate tea at the age of eighty
And still evade Vader′s late fleet
When I aim I can read your mind
Make your speeder bike and a tree collide
Ow, there′s a leak in your trousers
I've got a bad feeling about this
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You′re comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You′re comic, I'm a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
Between me and you there′s business
Bigger than Lucas and Disney's
Like Luke I was born to do this
I've used the Force
And torn through the Stormtroopers
All you noobs are sore losers
You, scruffy looking nerf herders
Motherfuckers deserve murder
I smash my rivals
Snatch the title
Look at my blaster rifle
Splat your eyeball
Peep through the binoculars
See the future of Oculus
I′m the Boba Fett of the net
But I′ve not got any offers yet
I'm not respected enough
′Cos I go over your head like a hover jet
I've got it in the pocket, you′re a rookie
I rip your arm out the socket like a Wookie
Look here, I'm a new rapper
Half computer
Half Chewbacca
You′re not that bad but you lack heart
Mon Calamari, tell them Admiral Ackbar
It's a trap
Set traps so you better get back
When I'm strapped with a jetpack, necks snap
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
So get from the back to the front
Pick a faction and fuck shit up, Battlefront
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You′re comic, I′m a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
May the Force be with you
May the Dark Lord forgive you
Anakin Skywalker
Beat slamming like a car door, sir
You're comic, I′m a Dark Horse
This is Star Wars
Writer(s): Ivan Popovic, Dan Bull Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
