Mass Effect Songtext
von Dan Bull

I′m Commander Shepard
The man with the method
To brandish a weapon
And then handle the geth with it
I'm an effortless hero
My rhymes shines brighter than element zero
Bringing more fire than Emperor Nero
It′s the end of an era
YO
There's something mysterious with Saren Arterius
Commiting violence against Nihlus
I'm furious
I′ll chase him from place to place
Base to base
Until we′re face to face
I'm serious
From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau
I′ll tighten the net, I'm not far from him now
I′ll fight all the geth til that bastard is found
And leave his heart in the ground


I'm the southpaw outlaw scoundrel
Bringing down more tools than a whole ground force
Listen out now, fool
It′s pretty damn doubtful
That I'll be sitting down with the Citadel Council
The Reapers are keen to bring about your downfall
So me and my team are about to flout laws
I'llduce to the whole of my party
Garrus, Liara T′Soni and Tali
Wrex, Kaiden, Ashley, Joker, the Army
Who roll with an asari
older than Atari
A krogan that′ll leave you cold within a heartbeat
My team's hotter than a stolen Ferrari
Can a volus go shoulder to shoulder with me?
Hardly
My ship′s seen off more foes than a Somali's
So we′re going on safari
To the far reaches, It'll be gnarly
Seeing stranger creation than Dali
And breaking more faces than Arnie
Mass Effect 2
Blown to pieces
And re-assembled
I′ don't believe this
It's bleeding mental
But then again, with these credentials
Can they be blamed for believing me essential?
I don′t want to be nervously lunching with Cerberus
I′d prefer to be punching a journalist
Souping up all my guns for the skirmeshes
In which I'll puncture the firmament
Permament
I′m bringing a lyrical Mass Effect
My skill it'd kill a million billion massive geth
Commander Shepard′s formidable syllables
Hitting the pinnacle, it is a miracle
That commands mass respect
Incontesible, I'm a professional
But my new boss is less than respectable
So you better cover up your testicules
Cos my next method′s something of a spectacle
More fresh and raw
Then a vegetable
Coming from the underground
With the hunger of a thresher maw
I leave the rachni with a black eye
Slap pyjaks with a backhand
Never act nice
Rap lines sharper than a cacti
Or the bite of a varren on a barren planet
Baptised in flame
Rise again
In fact I am insane
Providing pain, back from the afterlife
Packing an appetite to invade
This isn't a driving range
But I'll leave you with eighteen holes
Inside of your brain
Like a Swiss cheese
Bitch, please
You′ll disbelieve the manner in which I kick frees
Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi
Is the highlight of your lifetime
With ease
This is just the beginning...