Story of the Lizard and the Sock Songtext
von Crywank

I did not know what it would do
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night and I snuck it in your sock drawer
It had buggy little eyes and funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning I heard a big scream
Did you find the lizard, or was it a scary dream? There was a rumbling in your sock drawer as you were waking up
It was a lizard and a sock, and they were making love
But you said, "Lizards and socks, they should never be together"
But the lizard said, "this is forever (this is forever)"
Oh, lizard, you fool; how could a sock ever love you back?
"I feel it," said the lizard, "and that′s that"


Well, what else could I say?
The lizard and the sock, they got married that same day
When the ceremony started we erupted with laughter
But the lizard and the sock, they lived happily ever after