(It’s) Hairspray Songtext
von Clarke Thorell

And now, live from the certified up to code Baltimore Eventorium
For the first time ever on nationwide television
It′s the Corny Collins spectacular
He's Corny!
Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray!


What gives a girl power and punch?
Is it charm, is it poise?
No it′s hairspray
What gets a gal asked out to lunch?
Is it brains, is it dough?
No it's hairspray
If you take a ride with no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone with the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in Outer Space each hair will be in place
Why take a chance when you get up and dance?
If you twist, I insist you use hairspray
And tell your mother her head she should smother
With Ultra Clutch faithfully
So, if you're a redhead, a blonde or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just get)
The only thing better than hairspray
That′s me!
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!)
That′s me

What makes a man reach out and touch?
Ultra Clutch!
So, if you're a redhead, a blonde or brunette
Just take my advise and you might just get (You might just get)
The only thing better than hairspray
That′s me
He's Corny Collins!
The only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!)
That′s me
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah, ska-doo-da-doo-wah, doo-wah
Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!
Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!