Whatever I Like Songtext
von Chris Webby

I do whatever I like
They tell me I can′t, then I'll put up a hell of a fight
Because I do whatever I like
Whatever I want, and we gon′ have a hell of night

I'm a motherfuckin' headcase, so do not get in the way
I do what I like, so you should do whatever I say
My fanbase all organic, ain′t no chemical spray
Just like the weed up in my paper, only medical grade
With these rap bars, Webby′s like a son of Ragnar
Travel mad far 'til my vikings show up in your backyard
Battleaxe and bow and arrow
Hatchet cuttin′ bone from marrow
Shotty got me lookin' like Donkey Kong when I hold the barrels


I′m on a road, apparel, but I am the peril though
There I go, where others wouldn't dare to go
Big bad wolf of the underground, blowin′ down your place
Until I got each one of you little piggies up on a plate
In the form of pork chops, and I ain't talking Doug Funnie's pet
I′m sayin′ I'ma eat you motherfuckers, better come correct
Catchin′ bodies like a bounty hunter, call me Boba Fett
Makin' all you Baby Yodas sweat
Maybe that is why

I do whatever I like
They tell me I can′t, then I'll put up a hell of a fight
Because I do whatever I like
Whatever I want, and we gon′ have a hell of night
Because I do whatever, whatever, whatever I like
Because I do whatever, whatever, whatever I like

I'll be spittin' on this mic until it′s over and done
Or until I get a boner and cum
You see, I′ve grown to become
Such a beast, they don't provoke me; they run
My brain′s numb, like the feeling rubbing coke on my gums
I'm acting irrational, and busting in your wifey′s vaginal
Breaking in your condo and smashing all of your valuables


Actua-ly, I'm a certified G
When it comes to killing beats, you gotta ask JP
Think I′m lying? Then watch me slide in with perfect timing
I only take my shots when I be sniping
Taking Joey Biden skydiving
And kick him out the chopper with no
Parachute just to watch him fail at flying
And when he hit the ground, I'll be laughing out loud
Time to make a dick joke from my mushroom cloud
Teachers always said that I need to "tone it the fuck down"
But I never gave a fuck, why should I give a fuck now?
'Cause

I do whatever I like
They tell me I can′t, then I′ll put up a hell of a fight
Because I do whatever I like
Whatever I want, and we gon' have a hell of night
Because I do whatever, whatever, whatever I like
Because I do whatever, whatever, whatever I like