Too Drunk... Songtext
von Buckcherry

I guess we′re doing "Too Drunk to Fuck," right?

I hit the bottle in the morning in the summertime
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine
Call up my friends to come and waste the day
I got a dimebag, corduroys, colored sleeves,
And a bindle, and some LSD
Now I'm just lookin for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name

I could spend my lifetime gettin high
Never wanna live in suit and tie
Most of us are just livin′ a lie
Drunk, gettin' fucked up every night

I'm gettin′ drunk all night
Oh, I′m gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I′m gettin' drunk all night
I′m sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck


Now the party was jumpin′ and the girls were fine
With the lipstick summer glaze
I got so many women comin' after me
I put some pussy on layaway
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
And I wouldn't wanna change a thing
Young and dumb and full of cum
With a sugar loaded candy cane

I could spend my lifetime gettin high
Never wanna live in suit and tie
Most of us are just livin′ a lie
Drunk, gettin′ fucked up every night

I'm gettin′ drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin′ drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin′ drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I′m gettin′ drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin′ drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin′ drunk all night
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I′m too drunk to fuck you!
Ahhh yeah, I'm too drunk to fuck you!

I can't eat, can′t sleep, and I′m bored as fuck
And the girl I want just walked away
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck
Looks like I′m not gettin' laid


I could spend my lifetime gettin high
Never wanna live in suit and tie
Most of us are just livin′ a lie
Drunk, gettin' fucked up every night

I′m gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I'm gettin′ drunk all day
Oh, I′m gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I′m gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I′m gettin' drunk all night
Oh, I′m gettin' drunk all day
Oh, I'm gettin′ drunk all night
I′m sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck you!
Yeaaah... too drunk to fuck you!
I′m too drunk to fuck you!

Somebody, help me!

Lord have mercy, somebody help me
I can't fuckin′ breathe
I'm too drunk to FUCK!