May the Best Sperm Win Songtext
von Bonaparte

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I put a hundred dollars
On a very clean bum
He knows love comes in spurts
Spurts and then some
See daddy′s little favorite
She's got a head start
Twin brother competing
In a fancy side car

Sunday afternoon, at the races

Some are in your face
And some are kinda flush
Watch the villain come
He′s all like, "Sabotage!"


Sunday afternoon, at the races

May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
Go, go, go, racer!

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With a pimped up ride
Tweet Mary Jane
Disqualify
Bribe the gatekeeper
A little premature sin
The intellectual loner
He's got to talk his way in

Sunday afternoon, at the races


May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
Go, go, go, racer!

Go, go, go, racer!
Yeah
Go, go, go

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May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
Go, go, go
It's the race of a life time
Pedal to the metal
Yeah, go, go, go