WDIDLN? Songtext
von Bo Burnham

Um, I moved to, um
Hollywood, recently, from Boston, where I grew up
And I heard about these sort of wild, Hollywood party nights that people would have, and
I didn′t think they were true until I moved to Hollywood and I started having them
Uh, anyway, this is- this is a song about a crazy night that happened a couple months ago
It's called

"What Did I Do Last Night?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah
What the fuck did I do last night?
I cried myself to sleep


It was a good one
I like the word "poop", sorry
Yeah, we′re gettin' edgy
I like the word "poop", 'cause when you say the word "poop"
Your mouth has the same motion your butthole does when it poops
Poop
Not my best, probably my worst

When did my mother first describe gay sex to me? Good question
I was eight years old, I have a joke for that!
I was eight years old, she sat me down at the dinner table
She was very mature about it, she said
"Do you know how your father and I love each other?"
I said, "Of course, you and Dad love each other
More than two people in the world could possibly love each other"

She said, "Well, two men can love each other
In the exact same way that your father and I love each other"
Yeah, and she said, "What happens when two men love each other like that?
What they do, is they take off all their clothes"
Oh, okay, "They, uh- they get in the bed
And they shit on the Bible!"

So I don′t really talk to her anymore