V-Card (Not Nuthin’) Songtext
von Black Kids

I want my first time to be
With someone who loves me
I want the sexond one for fun, to be for lust, just because

I want the third time to be for money
And the fourth it should be for fame
I want the fifth time to be a baptism in his name

But when I telegraph a kiss
You wanna laugh and take a piss
Yeah, I′ve got thick skin, but it's not nuthin
You always treat me like a kid
You go "let′s not and say we did"
I want to get the girls to listen
I've been practicing my kissing


I want the last time to be
With you and you only
I left a voicemail today, hit play
I took up side A
Half the tape

I said "stop living like there's a heaven
Please come over and kiss me now"
I′ve known you for too long
Pick up the phone
Don′t be so proud

But when I telegraph a kiss
You wanna laugh and take a piss
Yeah, I've got thick skin, but it′s not nuthin
You always treat me like a kid
You go "let's not and say we did"
I want to get the girls to listen
I′ve been practicing my kissing