Heart Attack Man (unplugged) Songtext
von Beastie Boys

Here′s a sad little diddy that I just wrote
'Bout a good friend of mine
He′s named the Heart Attack Man
And he's a hack out there in the court
Speaking of hacks, he's down with my man Mario


Here′s a very sad song
I′m sorry, getting silly now
Here's a little diddy about a good guy I know
You know Heart Attack Man
And you know, he weighs in pretty hefty
My man′s like 275
How much he weigh?
He's like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial
You mean Mr. C?
Yo, Mr. C in a Hefty bag commercial
You know he′s a bitch-ass hack on the court

Alright, here we go
For real this time
I think I got my ya-ya's out now

′Cause he's a Heart Attack Man, Heart Attack Man
He's the Heart Attack Man
′Cause you know that he′ll hack you on the court
Like my man, Bobby Mac
And then he'll put you against the boards
′Cause he is the Wack Wack
'Cause he is Heart Attack, the Wack Wack
Known to hack
He comes from hacky sack
′Cause he's the Heart Attack
Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man

Yeah!