I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name Is Cat Songtext
von Barry Louis Polisar

I′ve got a dog and my dog's name is Cat,
Bet you never heard anything as crazy as that.
But not only that, I′ve got a cat
And my cat's name is Dog, like my dog's name is Cat.


I bet you think that′s pretty absurd--
But wait ′til you hear about my fish, Bird.
And listen to me and you'll hear this:
I′ve got a bird and I call him Fish.

With my bird and my fish, my dog and my cat,
People all stare when I tip my hat.;
It's strange as can be when we walk in the park,
But it′s stranger still when the cat starts to bark