I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur Songtext
von Barry Louis Polisar

I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur
With warts up and down my back.
I eat shiny automobiles, tow-trucks and airplanes,
I love to munch on railroad tracks.

I sleep all day, at night I play,
Some say I am well read;
I eat two or three libraries for breakfast
And they go right to my head.


Factories are good for snacks,
I love that red hot steel.
And you know we need our supply
Of iron in our meals.

I love burnt toast, raw fish, and roast,
Buttered asparagus, too.
But the thing that I like most to eat
Is little kids just like you!

I'm a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur
With warts up and down my back.
I eat shiny automobile, tow-trucks and airplanes,
I love to munch on railroad tracks