Opening, You'll Never Know Songtext
von Barbra Streisand

Okay, let′s get started we are on the clock
This is costing a fortune 25 dollars in hour
Pull up your socks
Ma' who′s gonna sing?
Alright, alright stand up tall

Oh-oh, you know there a part I meant to talk about (huh?)
In the middle where you play alone (yeah)
Don't you think it's a little too long I really think you should shorten it (shorten it?)
I have a better idea, why don′t you just cut it out completely
Kid, just do what I tell ya
Listen to him Barbra
Don′t you think it's a little bit too long?
Alright, let′s rehearse the ending, here's how it goes (stop, stop fidgeting, I′m not)
Pay attention


You'll never know if you don′t know now
Okay? Nice and simple, you got it kid?
Yeah, I got it
Don't change a note (okay, okay)

If there is some other way to prove that I love you
I swear, I don't know how
You′ll never know if you don′t know now

You did that wrong
I-I don't understand, we′ve rehearsed this for hours
You do it different every time
I can't get her to sing the same thing twice
She doesn′t listen (she never listens)
Well, who does she think she is?

She told me to cut my solo, she said it was too long
So you play on my record, let's rehearse
I play the Catskills for God′s sake
She ain't never gonna play the Catskills
What key do I sing in you'll never know?