Homophobic Songtext
von Artie Lange

I′m not into those shows, my girlfriend says it's ′cause I'm homophobic
Now, look, maybe I am homophobic
I don't hate any group of people, but what is homophobia?
Phobia, it′s a fear of something, it means you′re afraid
Now, if you say to me, art, are you afraid of getting fucked in the ass?


I don't want to offend anybody, but I′d have to say yes
It might be my single biggest fucking fear
Getting fucked in the ass
I'm also afraid of heights
But I′d have to put getting fucked in the ass right up there with heights
(Who are they?)

They both have different things that scare the shit out of me
Like with heights, you're up high, you′re looking down, you might fall
And with getting fucked in the ass, you got a cock in your asshole
You know what would suck? I don't know about you

But this would be a shitty afternoon for me
Is if someone took me to the top of the Empire State Building
And then fucked me in the ass
I don't know about you, Arizona, but that would fuck for me