Packs of Three (John Peel session) Songtext
von Arab Strap

It was the biggest cock you′d ever seen
But you've no idea where that cock has been
You said you were careful, you never were with me
I heard you did it four times but Jonnies come in packs of three


She was the best shag I′d ever had
That doesn't mean I'm saying, bed wise, you were bad
I think you were working, we got a hotel
We didn′t have anything but I thought I might as well

I never told you the rest
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test
You know I just said it for effect
Then you laughed and said I′d fuck anything in a skirt, once I'm erect

And she′s a famous harlot in this town
I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down
He said I′m an asshole, what was I thinking?
It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking