Leeds United Songtext
von Amanda Palmer

We watch you
Your expert double X′s
It's just like you
To paint those whiter fences

It′s so polite, it's so polite
It's offensive
It′s offensive
It′s so unright, it's so unright
It′s a technical, accept it

But who needs love?
When there's Law and Order
And who needs love?
When there′s Southern Comfort?
And who needs love at all?

We stalk you your expert double X's
We oxidize you in your sleep
There′s no exit
There's no exit


You're on a roll
You′re on a roll
No one gets it
No one gets it
Your honor, no, your honor
Can′t you protect us
Protect us

But who needs love
When there's law and order?
And who needs love
When there′s Southern Comfort?
And who needs love
When the sandwiches are wicked
And they know you at the Mac store?

Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I'm so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
The blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I′m getting frightened
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Someday, someday, Leeds United


Bugsy Malone came to carry you home
And they're taking you all to the doctor
Burberry vices, all sugary spices
It′s nice but it's not what I'm after
Sure, I admire you
Sure, you inspire me, but
You′ve been not getting back so
I′ll wait at the Sainbury's
Countin′ my change making bank on the upcoming roster

And we'll stop you your expert double X′s
Oh yeah
A big stock holder extra cold with two X's
That never talking thing you do
Is effective, it′s effective
Your shoulder's icy colder, oh
Than a death wish
Than a death wish

But who needs love
When there's Law and Order?
And who needs love
When there′s Dukes of Hazard?
And who needs love
When the sandwiches are wicked
And they know you at the Mac store?

Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I′m so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
The blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
They're so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
When I think about Leeds United
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I′m getting frightened
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
The blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
It's so exciting
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday
Leeds United