Fantasy Man Songtext
von Alice Cooper

I don′t drink tea
Or white chablis
I sit around and watch TV
Don't send flowers
Or take showers
But I′ll be there to pull your weeds
Oh, yeah
I dont read books
I dont french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Operah
Don't fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?


Hey, hey I ain′t gonna′ change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I′m not your fantasy man

I don't do dishes
And I′m suspricious
Of any grown up man does
I'm homophobie
Don′t do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can't you leave it alone?

Hey, hey I ain't gonna′ change
Hey, hey don′t you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I'm not your fantasy man

Say hey, hey, hey, hey

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can′t you leave it alone?


Hey, hey I ain't gonna′ change
Hey, hey don't you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I′m not your fantasy man