Santa's Gonna Come in a Pickup Truck Songtext
von Alan Jackson
Santa's Gonna Come in a Pickup Truck Songtext
Hey guys, what′s the problem?
The weather
What do you mean?
It's warm and beautiful outside
Exactly, no snow, no Santa
Which means I′ve been good all year for nothing
This is gonna be a miserable Christmas
Well, maybe not fellas
Well, I've been sorta worried
About Santa Claus this year
(You're worried? My life′s riding on this delivery)
′Cause we live a-way, down south
And it didn't snow down here
But I′m telling you not to worry
'Cause I just got the word
Everybody listen closely
And I′ll tell you what I heard (what?)
Santa's comin′ in a pickup
Instead of his trusty sleigh
He'll have a truck instead of a reindeer
To carry him on his way
'Cause the weatherman had some problems
He couldn′t get snow, you see
Santa′s gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me
Oh boy, this is great
This means we can get our presents
Er, what are you asking for, Alan?
Well, you know peace on Earth and good will to all men
Excellent, more room in the pickup for my stuff
Well, Alvin don't you think you might be missing the point of Christmas?
Nope
Santa can′t bring his reindeer
He'll leave ′em far away
(Will they'll be alright?)
(They′ll be fine)
But don't you worry 'bout him
He′s gonna be here Christmas day
He′s got a big red pickup
With four-wheel drive and all
And there's gonna be a Merry Christmas
A Merry Christmas for all
Santa′s comin' in a pickup
Instead of his trusty sleigh
He′ll have a truck instead of reindeer
To carry him on his way
'Cause the weatherman had some problems
He couldn′t get snow, you see
Santa's gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me
Yeah, Santa's gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me
Well, Alan about this pickup
We′re talking really huge, right?
And not one of those mini vans
Well, I′m not sure Alvin
Why, what are you asking for?
A plane
You mean one of those remote things?
No, a 747
I don't think a pickup′s gonna cut it, Alan
Ooh, as long as it's changing his means of transportation
Why doesn′t he drive a train?
A train?
A train wouldn't be practical, Alvin
It needs tracks so it could only stop in certain areas
Guys, I gotta tell you now, you′re really missing the point here
Oh, wait, wait, I know
What about a breath?
Brilliant, Theodore
Alan call Santa
He'll listen to you especially since you don't want anything
I′m not calling Santa, Alvin
Tell him to dump the pickup
We need something much better
No, you need to think much smaller
Easy for you to say
You′re not a kid anymore
Even as a kid I never ask for a 747
Well, that's ′cause they don't have in your world yet
Hey, I am not that old
Simon, get Santa on the phone
Tell him, Alan Jackson, the famous country singer wants to talk to him
Simon, put that phone down
Hello, Santa?
Simon, I said put that phone down
Simon, put that phone down
The weather
What do you mean?
It's warm and beautiful outside
Exactly, no snow, no Santa
Which means I′ve been good all year for nothing
This is gonna be a miserable Christmas
Well, maybe not fellas
Well, I've been sorta worried
About Santa Claus this year
(You're worried? My life′s riding on this delivery)
′Cause we live a-way, down south
And it didn't snow down here
But I′m telling you not to worry
'Cause I just got the word
Everybody listen closely
And I′ll tell you what I heard (what?)
Santa's comin′ in a pickup
Instead of his trusty sleigh
He'll have a truck instead of a reindeer
To carry him on his way
'Cause the weatherman had some problems
He couldn′t get snow, you see
Santa′s gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me
Oh boy, this is great
This means we can get our presents
Er, what are you asking for, Alan?
Well, you know peace on Earth and good will to all men
Excellent, more room in the pickup for my stuff
Well, Alvin don't you think you might be missing the point of Christmas?
Nope
Santa can′t bring his reindeer
He'll leave ′em far away
(Will they'll be alright?)
(They′ll be fine)
But don't you worry 'bout him
He′s gonna be here Christmas day
He′s got a big red pickup
With four-wheel drive and all
And there's gonna be a Merry Christmas
A Merry Christmas for all
Santa′s comin' in a pickup
Instead of his trusty sleigh
He′ll have a truck instead of reindeer
To carry him on his way
'Cause the weatherman had some problems
He couldn′t get snow, you see
Santa's gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me
Yeah, Santa's gonna come in a pickup truck
When he visits you and me
Well, Alan about this pickup
We′re talking really huge, right?
And not one of those mini vans
Well, I′m not sure Alvin
Why, what are you asking for?
A plane
You mean one of those remote things?
No, a 747
I don't think a pickup′s gonna cut it, Alan
Ooh, as long as it's changing his means of transportation
Why doesn′t he drive a train?
A train?
A train wouldn't be practical, Alvin
It needs tracks so it could only stop in certain areas
Guys, I gotta tell you now, you′re really missing the point here
Oh, wait, wait, I know
What about a breath?
Brilliant, Theodore
Alan call Santa
He'll listen to you especially since you don't want anything
I′m not calling Santa, Alvin
Tell him to dump the pickup
We need something much better
No, you need to think much smaller
Easy for you to say
You′re not a kid anymore
Even as a kid I never ask for a 747
Well, that's ′cause they don't have in your world yet
Hey, I am not that old
Simon, get Santa on the phone
Tell him, Alan Jackson, the famous country singer wants to talk to him
Simon, put that phone down
Hello, Santa?
Simon, I said put that phone down
Simon, put that phone down
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