The Cheerleader Songtext
von Adam Sandler

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren


(Sound of pom-poms)
Cheerleader: (With annoying feminine voice) "Ok you guys, let′s hear some spirit!"
(Performing cheer)
Cheerleader: "United, we are united. We'll be ′cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!"
(No response)
Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!"
(Still no response)
Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball team′s got a big game tonight! And we′re gonna win 'cause we′re the -"
Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"
Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" (Whining) "You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? Let's see you come down here and try it!"
Guy: "Shut up!"
Cheerleader: "You′re the one who should be shutting up! This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid for my pom-poms with my own money." (Half-crying)
Guy: "You suck!"
Cheerleader: (Hurt) "I was gonna do a split for you guys, but now I′m not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything."
(Something hurled and hit Cheerleader)
Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" (Whining)
(Crowd cheering softly in background)
Guy: "We′re sorry."
(Pause)
Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"
Cheerleader: (Half-crying) "Ahhaw.No..."