A Present for Kenny That Doesn't Involve Me Dressing Up Like a Drag Queen
- 9/11 in Your Pants
- Kenny James Hoey Presents "Twinkling in the Stars"
- Kenny Has No Friends...No One to Brush His Hair With
- (_o)(_O_)
- Crossing the Street Without a License
- Summon All the Fucking Crows You Want (And Then Turn Into a Wolf)
- There's a Milf in Our Midst and Her Name is Kenny's Sister (Just Kidding...I Wouldn't Fuck Her, But She is Pregnant...With Kenny's Child)
- The Towel Was on the Fool (And U Dunno Wut to Think)
- Tiffany, I Want Your Cock
- Punching a Baby in the Face (And ROFL'ing About It)
- Taking a Sleeping Pill Marked for Dracula
- I Wonder if the Mouth's Cubic Volume is Eighteen Inches. If So, Booyah! My Cock Can Almost Fit in Your Mouth!
- I Make Fuck with Your Sister
- Let's Get Physical (The E-Machine Mix)
- Remember That Time We Beat the Shit Outta Diablo?
- Kenny's House (And Everything in It)
Fuck Me Anally Until I Bleed and Need Reconstructive Ass Surgery
- I Thought Synth Heaven Would Have More Bells and Weird Flying Noises
- It Looks Like the Space-Time Continuum Imploded on Her Face
- MC Lars is a Piece of Shit
- Grow ^
- Six Surgeries and Forty-Five Years Later, He's Still Luring Kids into His Van with That Tired Candy Excuse
- I Would Tap That Pussy Until It Fell Off (Thus Ruining My Fun)
- Activate the Lendar
- Hot or Not, That Guy Had His Dick in My Girlfriend
- Michael Still Rides Co-Pilot in This Durango
- Choirs
- Sair Day at Summers Island
- The Armies of Hitler March On
- Cassie Stole My Bong (A Sad Day for Americans)
- Good Porn is Hard to Find (On Soulseek)
- Niggers Better Beware If I Ever Learn How to Spit Farther
- I'm a Bad Bad Mormon
- "Get the Hell Outta My Car, Old Man!" -Biff Tannen
- Samurai 10th Kyu Wp: Training Sword
- Last Year for Halloween, I Was Gan
- There Was Once a Ghetto Ass, And It Belonged to Brenda (God Damn, I Would Put a Hurtin' on That)
- I'll Kill Your Nigger Ass with Sound
- Ambience is for Faggots
- Lenzing It Up Feels Like Flying
- Magical Gnome Dreams
- Your Family May Be Hindu, But That Cock is God
- I Put Up with Beth's Bullshit All in the Name of Comedy (I Do It for the Kids)
- Relax, For Jesus Shall Guide You Home
- Miller's Real Name is Trevor
- 100% Pure Colombian Clam
- Kat, Can I Be Your E-Boyfriend?
- Action Movie Orchestra
- Fuck You Back to Your Lacrosse Team, You Butchy Dyke (The Theme from 3D Galax)
- It's About Time Someone Showed Those Fuckers Up at City Hall What True Corruption Is
- Minorities<*, Fucknuts
- Assault on Faggy Fjord
- Tropical Buttsex with a Boy Named Keith
- Mein Behälter LOL
- Last Time I Fell in Love, I Died
Playing Dress-Up and Making Synth Music
- Driving Thru a Thunderstorm on a Kawasaki
- Time to Get a New Watch (Hah Heh Hoh)
- What in Tarnations Happened Here?
- The International Mini-Mall Convention
- Stop Please Just Stop
- "Alright, Alright, I'll Be Fair. Who Put This in My Coffee?"
- Two Lips for Every Cunnilingualist
- The Powerful Caplet of Feces in Your Teeth
- Hey Bro! Don't Forget to Recycle!
- Garbage Can Lid on Head...Drums Initiate!
- I Love My Microwave So Much, I Made It a Love Ballad
- RPG's (And No, Not the Rocket Kind)
- Thank You Cassie for Giving Me the Inspiration for School (Now Fuck Me)
- The Everyday Vile Faggotries
- I Want to Make Love to Morrissey
- The Rock of All Ages (Thrown Into a Tiger Cage)
- I Eat Lots of Foods (Includes Examples)
- Finally, Wrap This Shit Up and Prevent Procreation
- Crazy Go Nuts University Theme
- Denno's Hip Hop Grandma
Short Little Pieces of Shit
- Affinity for Getting Shit On
- Hulk Hogan Versus the Giant Metal Man
- You Can't Stop This Abortion
- Lightning Quick Piss
- Little Beef Man
- I Heart Caroline
- I Can't Stop Shitting
- Harmonica Penis
- Every Time I See Your Face (I Orgasm)
- Turn Around
- You'll Buy Me Dinner?
- Retard Bus
- You're a Queer
- Loser
- Carry-on Dildos
- The King of the Titty Bar
- "Reboot" is Underrated
- Song About My Schlong
- The Outcome of Riley Gannon
- My Portuguese Fighting Fish is Fighting My Heart
- I Want to Stomach His Stunning Sperm
- Cassie Does Anal
- Courteous
- Please Please Please Let Me Try Anal
- Porchmonkey on My Porch
- What Is Your Favorite Kind of Scat Porn?
- The Finest Boy Doesn't Know I Exist
- I Hate People with AIDS
- I Can't Believe My Eyes (There's So Many Guys)
- Crazy Wild Boy
- Let's Clean Our Weens
- Raping a Dead Boy in the Road
- I Tried to Fuck You (But You Know What You Did)
- Geinie
- Clitory the Clitoris
- Semen Window Washer
- Can You Hear the Rhythm of My Pelvis?
- Women's Clothes
- You're the Girl for Me (We Fit Perfectly)
- He Lives in an Igloo in My Ass
- You Like the Baha Men, Therefore You Deserve to Die
- Forty with Saggy Titties
- Goodbye
