Cake Is Not My Downfall
- Introduction - By a Motivational Speaker
- Up High & My Clothing
- Chicken and Hooters
- My Car & The Beginning of Gadget Love
- Chasing People
- North Platte and Other Small Towns
- My Parents Teach Me Things
- Exploring the Dork Forest
- The News Hates Video Games
- Normal Vampire & Keanu Reeves
- The Massage T-Shirt
- Post Close Warm Down - From Salesmen & Thieves
- Polite Racism Fighter
- Bio-Engineered Corn
- Intimate With a Man
- Gee, Go Ahead and Order Loudly
- The Evils of Cell Phones
- It's Like I'm the Cleaning Lady
- You Thought It Was Dark?
