Songtexte
- Bloody Internet
- Just Say No. No! No! No! No! No!
- My Hair Hates Me
- Aging Sucks
- Everyone Hates the Crying Baby
- Evolution of a Fella Girlie
- A Final Word About Kansas
- No! No! No! Reprise
- Pushing the Homosexual Agenda
- Hallowe'en Segue
- Intro / That Damn Scandal and That Damn Song
- Bathing Suit Pajamas and Crocheted Pantsuits
- I'd Like You to Meet My Parents
- My Generation Can Beat Up Your Generation
- Vive Le Toothbrush!
- Mall of America
- Here's Where I Help the Straight Folks Catch Up
- Removable Body Parts
- Playground Flashback