Songtexte
- Duck-Billed Platitiudes
- Poetry and Scuba Diving
- Wondrous Magical Enchanted Track
- To Burn Copies of This CD
- Bonus Track
- Secret Track
- Equustentialisma
- The Perils of Inbreeding
- Hidden Track
- Kafka-Doodle Doo
- College - The Best 6 Weeks of My Life
- Why I Am Quite Handy With the Ladies
- A Spell on All the Tracks Forcing Them to Skip
- Make Satan Fume!
- My Childhood, Yes
- More Track Two I Just Found
- Oh by the Way, Satan Wants You
- Track Two Continued
- Downtown Downer's Grove
- Until a Greying Yet Still Handsome Comedian
- Start of CD
- I'm a Great Lover, I Bet
- Finding the Microphone
- Track One
- Animal Square Dance
- Track Two
- How Girls Can Score With Me
- A "Dreamy" Dilemma
- How to Escape Death
- From Trackland, Where a Witch Placed
- A Fine How-Do-Ya-Do!
- Why Our Family Is Nice
- For a Fist Full of Cole Slaw
- A "Dreamy" Dilemma?
- Kafka-Doodle-Doo
- "Downtown Downers Grove"
- A Fine How Do-Ya-Do!
- Equustentialism
- Duck-Billed Platitudes
- College: The Best 6 Weeks of My Life
- "Animal Square Dance"
- The Mole Story
- Squirrels & Cars
- John Fox Joins
- Partying Too Hard
- Garth Brooks Story
- What's on Emo's Mind
- Emo-Philiacs & Weird People
- McDonald's Olympics Story
- Family & Eternal Things
- New Car & Black Widow Spider
- Emo's World Tour & Autumn
- Standup
- Being a Kid
- I'm Fat & I'm 40
- Paula Jones in Penthouse
- Johnny Cash
- Marriage & Having Kids
- Pets & Touring
- Bob & Tom Web Site
- Awards Show Story
- The Spell Story
- The Sheep Story
- Ladies Man & Neighbors
- Always in Trouble & Visiting Grandmother
- Meet the Parents
- New Girl
- Emo's New Look & Family
- Prisoner Stories
- Film Differences & Female Orgasms
- Filmmaking & Web Site
- Weird Dreams
