Star Trekkin' Songtext
von Dr. Demento

Star Trekkin′ across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, ′cause we can't find reverse

Lt. Uhura, report

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There′s Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock

It′s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain


There′s Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekkin′ across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can′t find reverse

Medical update, Doctor Mccoy

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It′s worse than that, he′s dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It′s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain


There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There′s Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill, men

It's worse than that, he′s dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Well, it′s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It′s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There′s Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off, Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin′ across the universe
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse

Engine Room, Mister Scott

Ye cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
Ye cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics, Jim

Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace, shoot to kill
Scotty, beam me up

It's worse than that, he′s dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
Dead, Jim
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim
Dead, Jim, Dead

Well, it′s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It′s life, Jim, but not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There′s Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim

Ye cannot change the script, Jim!
Up ta you, Jimmy!
It's worse than that, it′s physics, Jim!
Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
Ach! If I give 'er any more she′ll blow, Captain!

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can′t find reverse

Star Trekkin′ across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward, still can′t find reverse