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My Wife’s Crazy!

Geboren am 04. April 1964

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  1. Certain leaders in government look or act like certain pop culture references!
  2. My Daughter's First Date
  3. Silly Religious Crazies
  4. Wills to Pets
  5. Shaving the Pope's Pussy
  6. Lesson Learned
  7. CES and Porn
  8. Women, please rinse off your vagina and anus!
  9. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!
  10. Weathermen have become, for the most part, obsolete!
  11. Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag
  12. … Or Worse
  13. Dating
  14. Abortion Doctor From Hell!
  15. If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them
  16. Fetal Tissue
  17. Black Stuff
  18. Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"
  19. If You Care
  20. Where We Are Now Back in September '09
  21. Pandering to the locals!
  22. A rapid series of comical noises!
  23. "You Go, Girl!"
  24. Amish Kid
  25. Diarrhea Moustache
  26. American Way and the Bible
  27. Sing Along
  28. Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist
  29. Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears
  30. Advertising
  31. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!
  32. I Can't Get Beer in Me...
  33. Virgin Mary
  34. Crucifixion
  35. Socks and Shoes
  36. Miles for Kids
  37. Random Goofabouts
  38. ending skit
  39. Lunch With Frankenstein
  40. Lazy Business Ideas
  41. Freebird
  42. Xian Airline Food
  43. Crack Baby
  44. Introduction
  45. My immigrant mom talks funny!
  46. Going to Turkey
  47. Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)
  48. End of Show
  49. The Most Surreal Thing and Egg Wave
  50. Religion
  51. Dr. Kevorkian
  52. Inside the Actor's Studio, Acting, James Lipton
  53. My Wife's Crazy!
  54. High Times
  55. Flying on a Mexican Plane
  56. Protest Singer Ainsley Mctree
  57. When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!
  58. Porn Convention
  59. Promise Keepers
  60. That One Show About Drugs and Stuff
  61. REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!
  62. Fake Tits/Real Beer
  63. Organ Donation
  64. Stephen Hawking
  65. The South
  66. Sex on the Internet!?
  67. Media Violence
  68. Year 2000
  69. Goodnight Assholes!
  70. My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!
  71. Me and Drugs
  72. Magic Trick
  73. Las Vegas
  74. Water Into Wine
  75. Porn
  76. I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!
  77. Footprints
  78. Although indigent, rural families have little to say in the matter, third rate public education has kept them ignorant and thus, great sources of ridicule!
  79. Shaving the Pope’s Pussy
  80. When it comes to Jews, behavior one might perceive as obnoxious and annoying I present as “quirky” but it’s okay to joke about it because I, myself, am Jewish!
  81. Austin Powers Saying “Yeah Baby”
  82. My Daughter’s First Date
  83. When all is said and done, I am lonely and miserable and barely able to mask my contempt for the audience as I trot out the same sorry act I’ve been doing since the mid‐eighties!
  84. Even though I am in the closet, that won’t prevent me from getting cheap laughs at the expense of homosexuals!
  85. My Wife’s Crazy!
  86. I Can’t Get Beer in Me…
  87. My child is enthralling, especially when it says something unexpectedly precocious even though it doesn’t understand what it just said!
  88. “You Go, Girl!”
  89. I’ve taken a popular contemporary pop song and changed the lyrics to comment on the proliferation of Starbucks in my neighborhood!
  90. Where We Are Now Back in September ’09
  91. Opening Song (The Sultan’s Revenge)
  92. Breaking Up (Part 1)
  93. Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 1)
  94. Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 3)
  95. Cigar Corner, Part 2
  96. Oh, I Forgot You Could Do That (Part 2)
  97. Heaven! (Part 2)
  98. Heaven! (Part 1)
  99. Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 2)
  100. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 1)
  101. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 3)
  102. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 2)
  103. Preface (Part 2)
  104. Bill O'Reilly Fantasy (Part 4)
  105. But It's Good for You!
  106. Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 1)
  107. A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 2)
  108. Other Ways in Which Jews Can Utilize Current Technology to Get Around God's Strict Laws for the Sabbath
  109. Preface (Part 1)
  110. Gay Canada (Part 1)
  111. Gay Canada (Part 2)
  112. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 1)
  113. Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 1)
  114. Things to Do When You Are Bored (Part 1)
  115. I Don't Have Children
  116. The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 3)
  117. I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 1)
  118. Ask a Rabbi! (Part 3)
  119. I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 1)
  120. I Would Be the Shittiest Survivor in History (Part 2)
  121. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 3)
  122. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 5)
  123. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 4)
  124. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 2)
  125. A Little Bit About Me, 'Cause It's My Book (Part 1)
  126. An Afterthought
  127. Breaking Up (Part 2)
  128. Beef With Jim Belushi (Part 2)
  129. Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 1)
  130. Scrapbooking in Michigan (Part 2)
  131. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 2)
  132. Original Message (Part 1)
  133. Original Message (Part 2)
  134. Ask a Rabbi! (Part 2)
  135. A Short Request to Lame Friends
  136. I Ain't No This or That
  137. Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 1)
  138. Involuntary Random Thoughts I've Had Not Always When I Was Pooing but Certainly Sometimes When I Was Pooing
  139. In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 2)
  140. Acknowledgements
  141. I Think Rich People Are Boring
  142. For the Love of God! (Part 1)
  143. You'll Never Guess!!!
  144. Ideas for T-Shirts to Be Sold at Urban Outfitters
  145. We Have Got to Stop Calling So Many People "Heroes"
  146. A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers
  147. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 4)
  148. Sweet Mary J.
  149. An Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy (Part 3)
  150. Sitting on a Pole Trying to Win Some Money
  151. The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 1)
  152. Preface
  153. Ask a Rabbi! (Part 1)
  154. Cigar Corner
  155. How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 2)
  156. Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 2)
  157. How to Play "Mafia," the Funnest Yet Most Unnerving Game Ever Invented (Part 1)
  158. Hey! Free Advice! (Part 2)
  159. Cigar Corner: Bonus Story!
  160. In Anticipation of Reading This Right Now (Part 1)
  161. For the Love of God! (Part 2)
  162. YourStar.com
  163. Credits
  164. Truck Stop (Part 1)
  165. Truck Stop (Part 2)
  166. The Five People You Meet in Limbo
  167. Don't Abandon Your Baby
  168. Letter From the Future
  169. Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 1)
  170. Excerpts From the Galley Copy of James Frey's Latest Memoir, Lesson Learned (Part 2)
  171. The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 2)
  172. Minutes of the Development and Programming Meeting for FOX Television's New Season (Part 2)
  173. The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 1)
  174. The Mystifying Allure of Gratuitous Luxury (Part 3)
  175. Didja Know?
  176. A Free List of Quirks for Aspiring Independent Filmmakers (Part 1)
  177. Top Ten Top Ten Lists List
  178. The Golden Age of Cowardice (Part 2)
  179. Woodstock
  180. A Short List of Videos With Babies in Them That I Have Not Seen on the Internet but Most Likely Exist and I Would Like to See at Some Point
  181. I Hate America! Or, I Hate America? (Part 2)
  182. Correspondence With Dave Eggers (Part 3)
  183. A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 1)
  184. A Non-Sponsored Look at Holidays in America (Part 2)
  185. Intro
  186. My Memoir-To-Be
  187. Hey! Free Advice! (Part 1)
  188. But Not Really (Couples Colonic, Pt. 3)
  189. My Very Extra Special Trump Fantasy
  190. Shooting the S**t / Too Soon?
  191. Father Failure
  192. Clown Pain Fun
  193. One Can Only Dream
  194. Baby Failure
  195. Truth = Cynicism
  196. How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4)
  197. And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower…
  198. Encore
  199. A Couples Colonic?!
  200. Small Talk
  201. Sort of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2)
  202. Narcissism and the Slow March to Oblivion
  203. We're Different People
  204. Let America Laugh (DVD Preview)
  205. Hidden Track

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