In My House Songtext
von Zager & Evans

In my house that′s where I live in my house
That's where I′ll be if you call
I got one chair in my house
You can sit there when you come to my house

In my house I ain't got but a chair and a shelf
If you don't like that you can go somewhere else
In my house I like to sit with my curtains all drawn
Cause I ain′t got no windows
And I ain′t got no lawn in my house

My wife lives here in my house
That's where she′ll be if you call
I got no floor in my house
You can stand there when you come to my house


In my house one time there lived a great big rat
I bought a nine pound eagle and he ate the rat
In my house lived an eagle so I bought me a beagle
The beagle ate the eagle made the whole thing legal
In my house

My beagle lives here in my house
That's where he′ll be if you call
You can scratch his back when you come to my house

In my house live my beagle me and my wife
I got everything I ever wanted out of my life
When people come to see us they never go away
Cause I've got to feed my wife
And my beagle some way hey, hey in my house

Everyone′s welcome to my house
You can sit here in my chair
Got no floor you can stand there
My beagle needs his back scratched
How about that?
Everyone's welcome to my house
Got no lawn in my house
You can bring your own
When you come now to my house.