Bruh Moment Songtext
von Yung Nugget

CashMoneyAP

Hopped onto Pornhub, I′m 'boutta beat my dick (nice)
Saw a fat ass, so you know I had to click (okay)
I was ′boutta nut, then I realized something's wrong (what?)
I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin′ on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin′ bruh moment
Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys


Now I′m really freakin' out, I just don′t know what to do
No, my teacher's a hoe, but I still gotta go to school, though
I thought for a while, then I came up with a plan
Now I might finesse my teacher for like 20 fuckin′ bands
So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned around, and I start staring at her fat ass
She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300s pastor

My teacher told me, "Boy, you better start paying attention
If you keep actin′ up, then I′ma put you in detention"
I said, "I don't give a fuck, because I′ve seen you takin' dick
So just gimme all your money, or I′m 'boutta fuckin′ snitch"
She started starin' at me, then she laughed
She reached in her pocket then she pulled out a badge
S.W.A.T. Team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped
I′m ′boutta go to jail just for lookin' at some ass?

Hopped onto Pornhub, I′m 'boutta beat my dick
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click
I was ′boutta nut, then I realized something's wrong
I think that that′s my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment
Whoa, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I′m traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys