Maynard Songtext
von Wormy

Maynard from Meineke
Just called me
To tell me the car is done
Said it just needed some flanges
Well, I don′t know what a flange is
So why do I need one?

He said he drove his
2000 Toyota Camry
All the way out here
And he's trying
Just to get back to his family
But money′s tight this year

Keep the windows open while you drive
So the exhaust won't leak inside


We snuck whiskey
Into the casino
I don't know why though
′Cause drinks are free in there
And then we argued
About the Beatles
And drank from bottles
By the fountain in the square

Keep the windows open while you drive
So the exhaust won′t leak inside

Maynard called me
On our way back into Jersey
Just to check in
And make sure the car is fine
And then I asked him
What a flange is
And how to manage
To take care of what is mine

Keep the windows open while you drive
So the exhaust won't leak inside
Keep the windows open while you drive
So the exhaust won′t leak inside