¡Aikido! (Neurotic/Erotic) Songtext
von Will Wood and the Tapeworms

I apologize for playing with your eyes, but I′m obsessed with you
Rolling out of bed is morning in my head, 'cause I′m obsessed with you
Rose mirages into vases, I don't stand a chance
Quiet girls with wrist corsages, cordial silence, I can't dance


Holding breath by graveyards
Salt over my shoulder, I′m obsessed with you
Rainbow-walking cave-heart never will be bolder, I′m obsessed with you
Chicken-scratch rembrandts of your likeness
All this nonsense makes me think
My insides cry "try thy finest" why, then, am I at my brink?

I told Doctor Tillis to prescribe an illness
But he said his schedule's filled with
Children who need Prozac, Prilosec and Lo-Jack, Triple-Sec and Lexapro
For second-guesses, drugs that heal
So we can touch instead of feel


Oh, I apologize for playing with your eyes, but I′m obsessed with you
Bite your tongue and smile
Stick around a while, I'm obsessed with you
Neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic, neurotic erotic
I′m obsessed with you