I’m in Love With an E‐Girl Songtext
von Wilbur Soot

Well, it′s 2:45 p.m.
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat's read
What′s popping?
What's popping?

She's beauty, she′s grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl′s face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my Ethernet cord

I wanna be the guy, that you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget every guy that came before me
′Cause I like you, and you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit, let′s consummate our internet connection


I'm in love with an
I′m in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I′m in love with an
I′m in love with an
With an e-girl

Mum took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive, I just ooze masculine passion
Did you know I′ve also got depression?
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought, you could be the one to fix me?

I wanna be the girl that you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I′ll find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me, and I think you′re a maniac
Let's skip to the good bit, let's completely block all contact

I′m in love with an
I′m in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I′m in love with an
I'm in love with an
I′m in love with an
With an e-girl


Mum took away my PS4, I've said it so many times before
How can I live on if I keep on collecting?
These every little slights and insurrections
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps, disbelief heads suspension
(I′m in love with a, with an e-girl)

I wanna be the guy that you find stalking your affection
Your social media scoured, you seek police intervention
'Cause I base my ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them, you'll respond to my DMs