Warsh_Tippy and Zelda Songtext
von WHATEVER, DAD

Last night I dreamt
We did our laundry together

And we were singing the same song
While we folded our clothes
As I recall, you looked like total doofus

Which is pretty accurate


So I woke up feeling sad
′Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened
′Cause it never happened
'Cause it never happened

Hold the door for Tippy and Zelda
To the basement floor with a song or two
Happy birthday and hail this country
Howling to an electric moon

Tippy sleeps and Zelda's shrinking
Perhaps, one day, they′ll meet once more
But for now, Zelda′s heart's still laughing
And when I see her, I will hold the door