Grits Ain't Groceries Songtext
von Wet Willie

If I don′t love you, baby
Grits ain't grocery, eggs ain′t poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man

Oh, yeah
Now listen

All around the world, I'd rather be a fly
I'd light on my baby, stay with her ′til I die
With a toothpick in my hand, I′d dig a ten-foot ditch
And run all through the jungle fightin' lions with a switch

Beause you know I love you, baby (I love you)
Oh, you know I love you baby (love you)
Now if I don′t love you baby, I tell you (oh-oh)
Grits ain't grocery, eggs ain′t poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man

Oh, can we dig me, yeah
Now listen


All around the world, I've got blisters on my feet
I′m trying to find my baby, and bring her home with me
Oh, you better run into me baby, and be convinced
If you don't run into me right now, honey
You ain't got no sense

Because you know I love you, baby (I love you)
Oh, you know I love you baby (love you)
Well, if I don′t love you baby, I tell ya (ah-ah)
Grits ain′t grocery, eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man

C′mon, baby
Now
With no thanks

All around the world, I never will forget
I lost all my money, my woman and my pet
But I've got to have you baby, and I′ll settle for nothing less
I give up all my good time just for happiness

Because you know I love you baby, (I love you)
Oh, you know I love you baby, (love you)
Now if I don't love you baby, I tell ya (ah-ah)
Grits ain′t grocery, eggs ain't poultry
And Mona Lisa was a man


Oh, can't you hear (you know I love you, baby)
Yeah, I love you, baby (you know I love you, baby)
Yeah, I love you, baby (you know I love you, baby)
Yeah, I love you, baby (you know I love you, baby)
Now, I love you, baby (you know I love you, baby)