Mr. Lazo Songtext
von Weston

Mr. lazo nearly set my arm on fire
When he touched my sleeve with a heated wire

And dave will tell you:
If he hadn′t seen karen in her summer dress
He might have missed, i can't say i blame him, i guess.

When he′s around her, he acts so silly.
But i never dreamed he'd try to kill me


And dave will tell you:
She's a pretty girl
And when she′s around his mind′s awhirl.
But that's no excuse, it makes me want to hurl.

And dave will tell you:
I passed his class
In fact i got an A.
I guess he just felt bad about that stupid day.