Humpty Song Songtext
von Wendy O. Williams

When you′re up you're up
When you′re up you're up
When you're up you′re up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you're down you′re down
When you′re up you're up

(H-h-hump)
(H-h-hump)

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Mary walked by, Humpty took a big fall
He was slippery into Mary′s clam
Mary had a little lamb

When you're up you′re up
And when you're down you′re down
When you're up you're up
And when you′re down you′re down


Do you mash potatoes?
Do you do the twist?
Do you like to get down?
Do you do it like this?

Ernest asked Chante
If he could taste her yam
She said it's sweet and good
And you know you can

Meanwhile on the news, there was a large group of rats
They rounded up people wearing cowboy hats
They brought them into town and put on a display
The rat population made money this way

When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you're down you′re down

When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down


In Silver Creek Utah at the nuclear dump
Some unusual organisms were having a hump
(H-hump)
(H-hump)
They lived in a hole, under the ground
And tourists would come from miles around
To watch the Silver Creek geyser explode in the air
They brought their instamatics, there were plenty of chairs
But what they thought was water, pure and immaculate
Shot from these organisms was really ejaculate
Unknown to the tourists, it always got on their clothing
Of course if they'd known this, they′d have been filled with loathing
Tens of thousands were infected each year with the strain
Of course it invaded and took over their brains
To the outside world they appeared like good nationals
Although on the inside they were not really rational
Normal by day, deviant by dark
They set up groups to open Silver Creek theme parks
By the thousands they spread across the whole USA
Ejaculating geysers spreading mutant DNA
Ejaculating geysers spreading mutant DNA
Ejaculating geysers spreading mutant DNA
On the cover of Forbes and Money magazine
It was a big time success, the American dream

When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you're up you′re up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you're down you′re down
When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you′re up you're up
And when you′re down you're down
When you're up you′re up
And when you′re down you're down