Telephone Dog Songtext
von Weebl

Man: Hello?. . . Hello?. . . Hello?. . .
Dog: Hello yes, this is Dog.
Man: Hello is that the hospital? Can you put me through to my Mother, she′s ill-in. Aw yes she's ill-in.
Dog: Hello yes this is Dog.
Man: Get off the phone Dog!
Dog: Hello yes, I am Dog. I am on the phone.
Man: Put the phone down!
Dog: I′m on the phone. I'm on the phone, Dog.
Man: Noo put it down!
Dog: No Dog. Who is calling Dog, on the phone? Man: I'm not calling Dog i′m calling for the hospital, I want to speak to my Mother!
Dog: No not the hospital it′s Dog!
Man: Aaah!
Poilicewoman: Police, can I help you?
Man: I'm trying to call the hospital to speak to my Mum who is ill-in and sh*t but every time that I do I get interupted by a Dog on the line.
Dog: Who′s called?
Man: Ugh, it's you Dog isn′t it?
Dog: Yes this is Dog. Hello?. . .
Dog: Hello, yes I am Dog. I'm on the phone. I′m on the phone. Dog. Hello, Dog. Who is calling Dog on the phone? Hello yes, this is Dog.