Not On Our Records, Mister Songtext
von We Are Scientists

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
So this next song is actually a direct response to what′s going on
In that field just down the road from here today (that's right)
A lot of electric guitars being played
And honestly we don′t care one bit for it (mm-mm)
We will always be torch-bearers for acoustical folk music (yes)


We are Trumadors through and through (yes!)
And it is our solemn vow that We Are The Scientists
Will never, never play an electric guitar
Not an electric bass, a synthesized keyboard (no way)
Not on our records, mister!
Not now, not ever! (Yeah!)

This song is called "This Scene is Dead"
(Fuck the electrical shit!)
(My cousin plays in one of those bands but-)
Are we doing it? (Getting there)
Should we play the song?
Yeah, yeah, just give me one